"THE IGUANA"

SO, WE HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL POOL AT OUR VILLA IN MEXICO AND WE SPENT AN AVERAGE OF 6-8 HOURS IN IT EACH DAY. WE LOVED IT..........WELL ONE DAY....
SOMEONES CHILD (OR SO WE THINK) HAS POOPED IN OUR POOL. EACH CHILD WAS CHECKED AND NOT ONE OF THEM WAS THE CULPRIT. ASHLEY TAKES IT UPON HERSELF TO BE THE OFFICIAL POOL - POOP CLEANER UPPER. SHE NOT ONLY HAD TO SCOOP IT UP ONCE BUT TWICE BECAUSE SHE DROPPED THE POLE. WE CAME TO THE CONCLUSION IT WAS A BIG BIG BIRD THAT FLEW OVER BECAUSE ASHLEY, EMILY AND SARAH INSPECTED THE POOP AND IT HAD LEAVES IN IT AND THEIR KIDS DO NOT POOP LEAVES AND SUCH. OK, WE LET THE POOL SIT FOR 10 MINUTES OR SO AND THREW THE CHILDREN BACK IN.
WELL ON DAY FOUR, JESSICA SPIES THE GNARLY IGUANA IN THE TREE AND WATCHES HIM AS HE GETS READY TO POOP IN OUR POOL AGAIN.
WELL, LUIS, OUR HOUSE MAN TOOK THINGS INTO HIS OWN HANDS. YUP, HE RAN TO HIS FRIENDS AND GOT THE PELLET GUN.
HE SHOT THAT LITTLE SUCKER THAT CAUSED SUCH A RUCAS. THE POOP IN THE POOL WAS SOLVED!!!!! LUIS WAS OUR HERO!!!