"VARMITS" ARE EVIDENTALLY NOT WELCOME AT THE MERRILL'S

WE WERE EATING OUR SUNDAY DINNER AND I HAPPEN TO NOTICE THIS LITTLE VARMIT IN THE BACK YARD.  I MENTIONED IT TO THE BOYS AND THEN THE FUN BEGAN!!!
MIKE GETS HIS SHOT GUN OUT AND HE IS GOING TO GET HIM.  HE TAKES A SHOT AND THE VARMIT IS STILL MOVING, SO THEN ....
JUSTIN HAS HIS GUN OUT AND HE TAKES A SHOT!!!!!!
THE VARMIT STANDS UP AND SEEMS TO SAY "YOU ARE BAD SHOTS FELLAS!" WELL THE BOYS DIDN'T TAKE THAT WELL SO NOW THE LITTLE GUY IS REALLY IN TROUBLE.
HEATH HAS A HOCKEY STICK TO HIT IT ON THE HEAD WITH AND JUSTIN IS REAL SERIOUS NOW.  HE HAS ADORNED HIS BUNNY HUNTING HAT AND HE IS GOING TO SHOOT THE VARMIT UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL.   SO NOW....
THE HOCKEY STICK MAN AND THE GUY WITH THE FUNNY HAT AND GUN....THEY ARE HIDING BEHIND THE RASPBERRY BUSHS WHILE CHAD GETS A BETTER LOOK FOR THEM.   AH HAH, JUSTIN TAKES ANOTHER SHOT AND THE LITTLE GUY IS A GONER.
HEATH, BEING THE MORTICIAN AND ALL PICKS IT UP WITH HIS HOCKEY STICK TO GIVE US ALL A LOOK. YOU CAN SEE THAT MIKE HAS JOINED THEM WITH HIS HIGH POWERED WEAPON AND EAR COVERS.  
NOW THEY ARE BRINGING HIM UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL TO THOSE OF US TAKING PICTURES ON THE DECK AND LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY.
JUSTIN IS VERY PROUD OF HIS KILL.
HEATH, AND THE KIDS TAKE IT TO THE RIVER FOR A PROPER BURIAL.   MORAL OF THIS STORY...... DON'T DIG HOLES IN SANDY'S FLOWER GARDENS CAUSE SHE WILL SEND THE TROOPS OUT!!!!!  ( THEY REALLY ARE NASTY GOPHER LIKE THINGS)